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A. Whitney Brown

b: Charlotte, Michigan, USA, Jul 8, 1952

Alan Whitney Brown is an Emmy Award-winning writer and comedian probably best known for his recurring appearances on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s opposite Dennis Miller in a biting satirical Weekend Update commentary segment called "The Big Picture".


  • A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.

  • I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.

  • I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.

  • Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.

  • That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.

  • The Past: Our cradle, not our prison; there is danger as well as appeal in its glamour. The past is for inspiration, not imitation, for continuation, not repetition

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