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| A. Whitney Brown b: Charlotte, Michigan, USA, Jul 8, 1952 Alan Whitney Brown is an Emmy Award-winning writer and comedian probably best known for his recurring appearances on Saturday Night Live in the 1980s opposite Dennis Miller in a biting satirical Weekend Update commentary segment called "The Big Picture". A group of white South Africans recently killed a black lawyer because he was black. That was wrong. They should have killed him because he was a lawyer.I am as frustrated with society as a pyromaniac in a petrified forest.I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants. Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait.That is the saving grace of humor, if you fail no one is laughing at you.The Past: Our cradle, not our prison; there is danger as well as
appeal in its glamour. The past is for inspiration, not imitation,
for continuation, not repetition |
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