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Bill Lee


  • I think about the cosmic snowball theory. A few million years from now the sun will burn out and lose its gravitational pull. The earth will turn into a giant snowball and be hurled through space. When that happens it won't matter if I get this guy out.

  • People are too hung up on winning. I can get off on a really good helmet throw.

  • The more self-centered and egotistical a guy is, the better ballplayer he's going to be.

  • The other day they asked me about mandatory drug testing. I said I believed in drug testing a long time ago. All through the sixties I tested everything.

  • When cerebral processes enter into sports, you start screwing up. It's like the Constitution, which says separate church and state. You have to separate mind and body.

  • You have two hemispheres in your brain - a left and a right side. The left side controls the right side of your body and right controls the left half. It's a fact. Therefore, left-handers are the only people in their right minds.

  • You should enter a ballpark the way you enter a church.

  • You take a team with twenty-five assholes and I'll show you a pennant. I'll show you the New York Yankees.

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