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| Bill Watterson
(Hobbes:) Do you think there's a God?
(Calvin:) Well, somebody's out to get me.God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind that I will never die. Hobbes: Do you think there's a God? Calvin: Well, SOMEBODY'S out to get me. I think we dream so we don't have to be apart so long. If we're in each other's dreams, we can play together all night. - Calvin and HobbesLeave it to a girl to take the fun out of sex discrimination. Oh, great altar of passive entertainment, bestow upon me thy discordant images at such speed as to render linear thought impossible!Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take this milk. Why do we drink *cow* milk?? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!? - Calvin and HobbesThe surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life... I don't want the issue of Hobbes's reality settled by a doll manufacturer. There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze 'em!? |
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