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| Billy Connolly
Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint. American sex shops are the most bizarre. They sell these inflatable dolls, but they also sell just the head -- supposedly for people to drive along the highway with.Hypocrisy is the vaseline of political intercourse.I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was delightful. I absolutely loved it. What a smashing place. I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little. I've never understood people who wear wigs. In Glasgow they say "Why pay good money for a wig when you can get the same effect by putting glue on your head and sticking it in a barber's midden?"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit. My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.People say profanity comes from lack of vocabulary. That's not true.
I know at least a 127 words and I still prefer 'fuck'.The great thing about Glasgow is that if there's a nuclear attack it'll look exactly the same afterwards. |
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