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A fool and his money are soon partying.A man with a gun is a citizen...a man without a gun is a subject.Anyone who says money can't buy happiness just doesn't know where to shop.Ask Me About Mary Kay.Ban Guns: Make the streets safe for a government takeover.Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.Death Before Dishonor, Nothing Before CoffeeDo not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste
good with ketchup.Each of us, whether we have anything to do with children or not, are directly effected by how the are treated. God, please save me from your followers!Honk if you voted for Gore. It's that big button in the middle of your steering wheelI didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.If God didn't want us to eat animals, why are they made of meat?If I could remember your name, I'd ask you where I left my keys.If you want world peace, fight for justice.Insanity is hereditary. Your children can drive you crazy.IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician.Marathoners do it longer.My Karma ran over your DogmaMy sexual orientation? Horizontal, usually.People are more violently opposed to fur than leather, because it is easier to harrass
rich women than it is motorcycle gangs.Poverty is a mental diseasePractice senseless beauty
and random acts of kindnessSo Many Cats So Few RecipesTake my advice, I'm not using it.Ted Kennedy has killed more people with his car than I have with my gun.Thank God we don't get all the government we pay for.The labor Movement; the folks who bought you the weekend.There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those who can count and those who
can't.There's nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won't aggravate.Vegetables are not food. Vegetables are what food eats!Wave if you've met Schrodinger.When one door closes, another door always opens-but these long hallways are
a real drag.Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?With Age Comes Wisdom. Or sometimes age shows up by itself, you
never know.WWJA [Who Would Jesus Assassinate?]You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you
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