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| Cynthia Heimel
All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone
puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy
warthogs can ruin it for all the others.
Dogs act exactly the way we would act if we had no shame.
Get a job, your husband hates you. Get a good job, your husband
leaves you. Get a stupendous job, your husband leaves you for a
teenager.Get your tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you goodbye.
Homework, root canals, and deadlines are the important things in life,
and only when we have these major dramas taken care of can we presume
to look at the larger questions.If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead already?Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. Reading is an escape, an education, a delving into the brain of another human being on such an intimate level that every nuance of thought, every snapping of synapse, every slippery desire of the author is laid open before you like, well, a book. We have no faith in ourselves. I have never met a woman who, deep down in her core, really believes she has great legs. And if she suspects that she might have great legs, then she's convinced that she has a shrill voice and no neck. When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on Earth. So what the hell, leap!
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So what the hell, leap. |
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