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Jim Hightower


  • Do something. If it doesn't work, do something else. No idea is too crazy.

  • Even a little dog can piss on a big building.

  • If ignorance ever goes to $40 a barrel, I want drillin' rights on that man's head.

  • If it's dangerous to talk to yourself, it's probably even dicier to listen.

  • Little ol' boy in the Panhandle told me the other day you can still make a small fortune in agriculture. Problem is, you got to start with a large one.

  • Oh good. Now he'll be bi-ignorant.

  • Politics isn't about left versus right; it's about top versus bottom.

  • Reagan's idea of a good farm program is "Hee-Haw."

  • Republicans are so empty-headed, they wouldn't make a good landfill.

  • The Bible declares that on the sixth day God created man. Right then and there, God should have demanded a damage deposit.

  • The only difference between a pigeon and the american farmer today is that a pigeon can still make a deposit on a John Deere.

  • There's nothing in the middle of the road but yellow stripes and dead armadillos.

  • When I entered politics, I took the only downward turn you could take from journalism.

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