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Mitch Hedberg


  • I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

  • I know a lot about cars. I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

  • I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling, I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle.

  • The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall.

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