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| Scott Adams b: Windham, New York, Jun 0, 1957 American. Cartoonist. Created Dilbert comic strip, 1989.
I'm slowly becoming a convert to the principle that you can't motivate people to do things, you can only demotivate them. The primary job of the manager is not to empower but to remove obstacles. If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done. In Japan, employees occasionally work themselves to death. It's called Karoshi. I don't want that to happen to anybody in my department. The trick is to take a break as soon as you see a bright light and hear dead relatives beckon. In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot car. But women wised up and realized it was better to buy their own hot cars so they wouldn't have to ride around with jerks. Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results. Reporters are faced with the deadly choice of painstakingly researching stories, or writing whatever people tell them. Both approaches pay the same.The creator of the universe works in mysterious ways. But he uses a base ten counting system and likes round numbers. You don't have to be a person of influence to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me. |
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