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A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will help you move a body. A gentleman is a man who can play the accordion but doesn't. A healthy family is sacred territory.A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender says...What is this, a joke?A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery.A smile is the lighting system of the face, the cooling system of the head and the heating system of the heart.A successful person is a dreamer whom someone believed in.A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top . A wise man learns by the experience of others. an ordinary man learns by his own experience. a fool never learns. Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better. After all is said and done, a lot more will be said than done. Age doesn't always bring wisdom. Sometimes age comes alone.Anarchy - it's not the law, it's just a good idea.Anyone who uses the phrase 'easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried taking candy from a baby. Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice. Don't worry if you're a kleptomaniac, you can always take something for it. Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day. Education is what you get from reading the fine print. Experience is what you get for not reading it. Enjoy life. Think of all the women who passed up dessert on the Titanic. Every big problem was at one time a wee disturbance. Experience is a hard teacher. She gives the test first and the lessons afterwards. Experience is something you get too late to do anything about the mistakes you made while getting it. Experience is what causes a person to make new mistakes instead of old ones. Experience is what you got by not having it when you need it. Experience teaches you to recognize a mistake when you've made it again. Friendship is a special kind of love.Friendship is the golden thread that ties all hearts togetherFriendship: a building contract you sign with laughter and break with tears.He is not deemed to give consent who is under a mistake. He's the kind of a guy who lights up a room just by flicking a switch. Hot heads and cold hearts never solved anything.Humanity's first sin was faith; the first virtue was doubtI have come to regard unrequited love like a hole in a sock. Mend it or discard it. Don't just stand there with cold feetIf the writing is honest it cannot be separated from the man who wrote it.If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.If you believe everything you read, better not read.If you can look into the mirror without laughter, you have no sense of humor.If you're not living on the edge, you're taking up too much room.In a few minutes a computer can make a mistake so great that it would have taken many men many months to equal it. In absence of clearly defined goals, we become strangely loyal to performing daily acts of trivia. It may be just coincidence, but man's best friend cannot talk.Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague... They're old hat -
seek viable alternativesLove is - seeking to make another person happy.One loyal friend is better than ten thousand family members.One more Fa La La & you are outta here!"One thing you can't recycle is wasted time. Revenge is a dish best eaten cold.Show me a man with both feet on the ground, and I'll show you a man who can't take his pants off.Since I gave up hope, I feel much better. Sixty-five is the age when one acquires sufficient experience to lose his job. The best advice you'll get is from someone who made the same mistake himself. The cold world needs warm-hearted Christians.The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.The human race is faced with a cruel choice: work or daytime television. The secret to friendship is being a good listener.The study of the Bible is a post graduate course in the richest library of human experience. There is no I in TEAM.Time may be a great healer, but it's a lousy beauticianTo be depressed is to be lonely; to have a friend is to be happy.Trouble brings experience, and experience brings wisdom. Two wrongs are only the beginning.What if this weren't a hypothetical question? Where a calculator on the ENIAC is equipped with 18,000 vacuum tubes and weighs 30 tons, computers in the future may have only 1,000 vaccuum tubes and perhaps weigh 1.5 tons. Worrying is like a rocking chair: it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.You cannot plough a field by turning it over in your mind. You laugh at me because I'm different, I laugh at you because you're all the same. |
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